Best Be Prepared for all the Random Shit

existentialubersmench:

necromorph-slayinglovemachine:

I’m not sure but I think I just accidentally created a legendary Pokemon

holy SHIT

“What was it like when you first read the script [for Star Trek: Into Darkness]?”

(Source: charleslees)

benedictcumbergasm:

benedct:

The Star Trek Into Darkness Superbowl ad in case you missed it

The whole movie was a competition between blue eyes

Interviewer: I don’t want to burst your bubble, but you do know about Santa. You know the secret about Santa?

“I’m gonna tell you what my mother told me when I wanted to quit cheerleading. You’re not very pretty, you have no boobs, and you can’t do a basket toss to save your life. But you made a commitment. So pick up your pom poms, stuff your bra and get ready for the team bus to forget you at a Taco Bell. Because life is tough. But we soldier on. And that’s just the way it goes.”

(Source: annieaceofhearts)